“This one time I thought my anus was bleeding because my shit was all red, but then I remembered that I had eaten a bunch of flamin’ hot cheetos.”
-Michael Perez
Part of a series I’m doing called “This One Time: True Stories Told by Animals in Fancy Clothes”
Submit your true stories! Keep them short please. The more embarrassing or strange, the better.

“This one time I thought my anus was bleeding because my shit was all red, but then I remembered that I had eaten a bunch of flamin’ hot cheetos.”

-Michael Perez

Part of a series I’m doing called “This One Time: True Stories Told by Animals in Fancy Clothes”

Submit your true stories! Keep them short please. The more embarrassing or strange, the better.

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